Umm... Hi. I'm Keroberos... And I'm not particularly sure where I am. I mean, one day I was out in Konoha training and such and then the next moment I can see, I'm in some bright flashing light and I think I'm dead. I still think I am dead, but I haven't seen an angel so I guess I'm in purgatory or something. Whatever the case may be, I'm here now and I have these two little creatures following me. They don't say anything EVER and they don't do anything but piss me off. Yeah, they're cute sometimes but most of the time they're doing something stupid. ESPECIALLY when I get into a fight. They're just useless.
Oh well, I'm here in purgatory for the rest of eternity and I didn't even master my style of Gentle Fist... It's kind of like... Taking my chakra and turning it into weapons for the moment as I strike.
(OOC: Think Necrid from SC2. Man I miss him... X_X)
And my 64 Palms techniques. All have gone to waste... Because I'm dead. That sucks.
Oh wait, they haven't because I CAN TRAIN FOR ETERNITY! Evidently chakra works the same way in purgatory. Cool.
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Ok, so it's been a year and I've discovered that I'm not dead, I'm just on a different planet... Weird huh? Yeah, I've also discovered that the two creatures following me are actually my Soul Partners (As useless as they may be). I mean, they're cool now and all... But I still can't use them in a fight... Sounds like useless to me. But I did learn a bit of something from Sannin Sadako before I took my year-long... whatever you wanna call it. She taught me to use wind chakra. Now THAT'S some useful information. They never seemed to teach elements to us Hyuugas back in the leaf... Sucks for them. Oh well.
Life goes on.
Even though I used to be dead.