A quick physical

*We enter the Kage's office waiting for Khrona to give us a physical*

Khrona comes in "Alright. What is it you want, a physical, or something?" Khrona had looked into their minds for the answer, which was always fun to do. "Alright. Better make this quick, I've got stuff to deal with.." He thought of the new witch that had just made herself known... "Shit. Alright, well..." Khrona put on a metallic glove drowned in spikes and pointy things "Drop em." A few seconds later, Khrona bursted in hysterical and insane laughter, throwing the glove somewhere "AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Naw, I'm just kidding! Alright, now. Let's have a look at you two... Let us peer into your souls..." Khrona stared at the both of them, only able to see nothing but blackness, the outlines of their bodies, and their souls that resided there... Though what Khrona found was a bit shocking. "HM? I see... One of your souls is that of a weapon, meaning that you have Weapon's blood surging through you... And the other..." Khrona paused for that dramatic effect "... The other seems to be bound to the weapon's soul. Meaning you two are perfect Technician and Weapon combo." Khrona laughed "Well. That makes things a lot easier! HAHAHAHA! So. I'm gonna have to ask you to change into your weapon form, just to see what weapon you are, will ya?" Naturally, Khrona already knew just by examining the soul, but it was always nice to see transformations. They were always so pretty~!

Kev: A weapon? Kris? Wow...who'd have thunk it....IM A SOUL!?!?!?!?!
Kris: Well I've heard of living weapons, but I didn't think I was one...
Kev: Well Kris, lets see what you can do.
Kris: Maybe if I just think about it hard enough

*In a giant flash of light Kris changes into A spear with the asgardian symbol on it*

Kev: Wow

((oh god... here we go))

Khrona quirked a brow "Spear, huh? Oh. Well. That's fun. Well. Good luck to the both of ya, then! Your physical is done, and I damn sure am not giving you a prostate exam!" Khrona had horrible, traumatic flashbacks... involving a black and white scene, clown music and an abandoned circus... at night.... He shuddered... Then took off.