....Hi...?

......Wait, what? I have to say something?
....
-grumbles-

Okay, FINE. But Im only saying this shit ONCE. Make me repeat myself and I'll rip your head off. D<
-clears throat-

I was born in a small, desolate island. In the middle of the sea. Original, RIGHT? D<
So yeah. My parents where natives, and they worshiped the island god, Mada-something-or-other.
Volcano god, S'all you need to know. And, so, one day, I was about... Twelve? Yeah. Twelve. ...You want to know how old I am now? No crapping way! D<
A woman never tells her real age! Duh!
-coughs-
So. One day.... The Volcano God got angry. Why? Pssh, dont ask me, I dont know. > n>
And my parents, like any good parents would, sacrificed me to the God.
By throwing me into the volcano.
Nice parents, right? >>;
So, I was lucky enough to land on a cliff. But when I managed to get out, the smoke had burned my eyes.
So now Im blind. ...You pity me? Get you goddamn pity away from me, fool! -wimp slaps-
...You want to know how I got here? I honestly dont know. Im just...
'going with the flow,' I guess...
Its working out a'ight so far. 8D