Reality Ranking...

Hum...what an interesting place....

*I would say to myself, as I walked into the Reality Village. It was a place which I could get used to, if I decided to join it. Guess I would have to get a ranking exam first, just to see where I was. The Raikogan activated, as I looked around, waiting to see if I could find anyone, or if someone found me*

Despair pops in, Misery and Khrona nowhere to be found, oddly enough. She happily, yet gloomily walks over to the newcomer "Well, hello there..."

*I would turn to the girl*

Hello, My name is Tsumi Kento....are you my ranking proctor....?

Despair make a fan of razors in her hand, covering her face and waving slightly, giving a depressing smile, closing her eyes "Oh, you are looking for a ranking exam, are you...? Well, that must be what brings you here... I will be dreadfully happy to give you a ranking exam, miss... Um... Your name, please?"

Tsumi Kento.....

*I would repeat, wondering if the girl had some hearing disorder, or if I had just not spoken loud enough*

And what would yours be....?

Despair, much like Khrona or Misery, didn't pay much attention. She had a different reason rather than being distracted too easily (COUGHCKHRONA) or just not giving a shit at all (COUGHMISERY)... She was just daydreaming most of the time, lost in her realm of happy gloom... "... Ah. I see. So, you are here for a ranking exam, I presume?... Hm. Tsumi Kento, is it?" Despair sat down, letting her wonderful dimensional dress flow outward. She didn't notice that she was asked for her name "Alright, I guess I must introduce myself... I am Despair. It is terribly nice to meet you... For your exam, you may choose from the following... Fighting myself, Fighting some Monsters, or Fighting one of our ninja..." Despair would wave her fan of blades before realizing that she had almost forgot the most important thing "Oh yes, there may or may not be handicaps or hindrances depending on which one you pick..." She smiled, though her smile gave off a gloomy vibe.

Well nice to meet you Ms Despair...

*I would say, as I thought that this girl was a little strange, but that was ok I liked meeting new people*

And I think I will go with....fighting monsters.....if thats alright with you.....

*I would say, smiling. I had never fought anything but a giant porcupine for training, so this might be fun. I would then clasp my hands together, as I waited for the monsters to come*

I'm ready whenever....

Despair giggled "Alright... I will summon the monsters..." Her dress would abruptly expand over the area, and in an instant, retract back to its normal form, however 3 monsters would be standing beside her. There was one that was very small, the Carrion Worm...



There was one of medium size, which was a Bomb...



And there was one of large size, which was a Dendrobium...




Despair would point at the Bomb "This is your Mark, or Target, if you will... You must get rid of the Bomb as well as the other monsters before the Bomb explodes... If it explodes, you do not rank up and may suffer a terrible death... Are you ready for your wonderful dreary combat?"

Indeed I am....

*I would say, as I suddenly vanished, able to move at high speeds thanks to nerve manipulation. I would then reappear behind the monsters, not too close, but not too far away, as I started to unclasp my hands, and as I did, kunai would be summoned out of the seals on my palms and wrists, as I started to throw them at the various monsters. Each kunai had a paper bomb rolled up on its handle, so that when it hit the monster or the ground, it would go off with a moderate explosion. I would continue summoning them, and launching them at the monsters, as I started to run around and around them, becoming a blur of motion that might confuse them, as I continued to launch Kunai after kunai*

At the moment that one exploded, the Bomb would instantly begin to absorb the flames from the explosion, thus growing larger and more powerful. With each paper bomb thrown, the Bomb would eat and absorb the fire from it, continuously growing and growing. Because of the amount of fire it was taking it, it was already larger than the Dendrobium, which was already quite large. The Carrion Worm would swiftly run toward Tsumi, attempting to keep up with her and spew its Trouble Juice upon her as well. The Dendrobium stayed flying in the air, spewing out Pollen where it thought Tsumi would go, if she were to go into it, the pollen would hinder her vision as well as harm her, causing her Blindness do to the pollen which would collect around her eyes.

Despair would say to Tsumi "Oh, I forgot to mention.. The Bomb absorbs fire..."

Oh, thanks...

*I would say, as I vanished again, now moving to another side, as I hit the ground with both hands, intantly two things happened. First, the ground around and under the Carrion Worm would suddenly sink in, probably bringing the worm with it, as also the ground that became soft under the worm would be filled with metal spikes so that the worm would be impaled either way. Now, the second thing that happened was that two porcupines would appear near me, very large, as they were the ninja procupines that were summoned by my clan. Thus, as the petal thing started to spew pollen everywhere, there were a flerry of quills, as 5-10ft long quills were shot in the flower monsters direction. Also, the porcupines would make quills suddenly explode up from the ground, trying to impale the flower monster from below. Now it was my turn to get the Bomb. I would continue to move, as I then appeared in the air, making a Ion Field around me which would block out the pollen, as more Ion fields appeared around my porcupines, protecting them too. I would then tap the seals on my hands, as two kunai appeared, as I then tapped the seals on my wrists, and two scrolls appeared. I would tie a end of each scroll on the end of one of the kunai, as I then shot the kunai overhead of the Bomb, as the scrolls then stretched over it. I would then make a seal, as each of the seals on both scrolls exploded sending a large blast of water from each that would douse half the area in water, and probably the Bomb would get hit too. The scrolls would also be wet from this, yet still strong as they were now pretty resistant to flame. This would probably weaken the bomb, but I wasn't sure at the same time, as I then waited to see what happened when the water jets hit it*

As the water would weaken the Bomb severely, the Carrion Worm would, before being impaled, cast Fira on the Bomb, making a huge explosion, the Bomb absorbing the fire to become larger once more. The Bomb, now restored to the size it was before it was hit by water, would Grow once more, now twice the size as it was before. Now it was so large that if it flew into the sky a little bit, it would cause an eclipse on the entire area. The Dendrobium would use Wind, making a huge gust of wind flow from around itself so that it could push away all of the quills, then fly up alongside the Bomb. The Bomb would stare at Tsumi with malice, shooting its body down in a terribly high speed and high power fashion, using its Charge ability. Naturally, it would incinerate everything in its way. It was so large and powerful now that it would do the damage of a Meteor, plus the fiery wave afterward... Perhaps the charge straight into the ground would be jarring enough for the Bomb to blow up... unless Tsumi did something about it.

*I would watch as the Bomb started its attack run, and already moving to block it. I would summon up 5 more kunai and 5 more scrolls, as I whipped them across the field like before in a crisscross formation, as I then made a single seal. Instantly, from all the seals, from all the scrolls poured large amounts of water, and as they did, I would seal creating a crater in the earth right where the Bomb was aimed, as the water filled it up. The Bomb would be too close to redirect its path by now, that it would have no choice but to land in the body of water that I created. I would then be then pulled underground out of the way by the burrowing porcupines, as I then appeared further away just incase. As I was pulled, I would make another seal, as the heat from the Bomb would have already make quite a large area of clouds over head. Using the lightning already in them, I would cause a large collaberation of lightning bolts to fall on the already high up flower monster, who was just about point blank to the blast. As the bomb would then fall into the water, I would cause earth to seal over the top, which would then seal the Bomb into the water, which would then cause it to steadly decrease in size, and probably die a non-explosive death if I was lucky*

Tsumi was correct, the bomb was too large and moving too fast to redirect its course or to even stop, so... In retrospect... The Bomb would fall into the water and fizz out, becoming nothingness. At the same time, the Dendrobium would be zapped by all of the lightning, since it was a sort of weak monster in general with not that many abilities or quips, so it would basically just be zapped out of the sky.

As the monsters were all felled, Despair stood, clapping her hands "Oh my, dreadfully wonderful... I'm unhappily grateful to inform you that... You have indeed ranked up to a new level!... From henceforth, you shall be one of our miserably Special Jounin~! My, it would have been better if you hadn't given the bomb so much power beforehand... Probably gotten to Jounin, but... That does not matter at the moment! Congratulations..."

*I would bow, as I appeared near Despair*

Thank you very much....I have another request then....would it be allowed to I joined this village? Since you have given me my ranking, I thought that I should become one of your shinobi.....

Despair chuckled gloomily "Of course... The more, the merrier!.. If you wish, I will directly train you... Though, I shan't be letting Khrona or Misery, my partners, interfere with my personal training.. Teeheehee."

Ok, I wouldn't mind being trained by you....

*I would say smiling, as I waited for Despair to lead on*

(Can I get a Soul Weapon?)

(I was just thinking the same thing. XD)

Despair would wrap Tsumi in her cloak "... Oh, but if you are going to be trained by me... You need to know the abilities of Soul Energy and Soul Wavelength... Thus, you will need to be going to Shibusen..." Despair would then warp them both to Shibusen by engulfing them both completely in the dress.

Ok....

*I would allow to be transported off, as I waited to see what Despair had in store for me*