Zita You wanted to see me... again

_-Tyrande appeared at the grand Castle of her mistress, it had been a while since Tyrande did anything with her life, she enjoyed just hanging out smexing... chilling. But Zita had summoned her, so she had to respect the call. And that is why she appeared. Hell, Zita probably already knew she was here-_

Chains unraveled from the massive doors, locks disappearing from where they one were. The door, oddly enough, was made out of chains as well, but they were all bound together. The door would open, a small wave of gravity flying out. Seems as though Zita had changed the gravity inside of her castle for whatever reason. Probably just to make crap float.

Exiting the doorway, finally, was Zita. She paused, looking at Tyrande, then smiled "Aaaah, Tyrande... It's been a while, my cuuuute little witchling~! How have you beeeen~?

_-Tyrande smiled, on some no homo shit she thought Zita was pretty attractive... maybe she swung that magical way or she just loved smexing. Whatever the case she walked in towards the castle and loosened up-

"I know I haven't been doing stuff as of late... Don't be mad"

_-She said in a sweet little voice-_

Zita smiled, petting Tyrande "Awww, it's'kay, Tyrande~! I haven't been doing much, either! I've been... On a loooooong vacation. So think of that whole time you've been living it up as your vacation, too! Cuz now, we need to work." Zita pulled back her hand, her keyhole pupils gleaming a bit.

"I'm glad you came, my cute little witchling... Because you are gonna be my new apprentice. My daughter's a bitch and I'm not teaching her jack shit because of it. So forget that two-dollar skank-hole and let's you and me go train you to be a full fledged witch, eh?"

_-Tyrande's eyes grew big at Zita's denouncing of her daughter, she wanted to meet her... see if she was anything like the head witch. But from what Zita was saying she didn't seem like much. But anything was as good as any to get Tyrandde off of her ass, she returned the smile-_

"Mkay~! Let me guess... we're starting now"

Honestly, Zita REEEAAAALLY didn't want to start now... She wanted to go relax some more before they went Soul Hunting and crap... Ehhh. Guess this lazy bitch has to get up sometime, huh?

"... Yeah, we might as well go now. It's not like I've got anything else to do, ya know..."

_-Tyrande sighed, she kinda wanted to sleep ya know... get mentally prepared. If she didn't speak up she might not preform well and shit and she would end up embarassing her, so she did.-_

"Look, I love you and all but... I'd prefer to start tommorow morning? It's late. Call me again when you need me. I'll be there, we need our beauty sleep the both of us."

_-She winked, and took a couple steps back hoping Zita wasnt displeased-_

"HOLD UP, DID YOU JUST CALL ME A SKANK-HOLE, SLUT?!"

From the depths of the castle came a girl who looked no older than the age of 16 with a bladed chain sticking out of her ass... It flicked around like a tail.. It was a tail.

"I KNOW you're not talking, miss 'I've-got-so-much-cleavage-I'm-gonna-go-fuck-everyone!'"

Chita squinted her eyes and tapped her foot, her hand placed on her hip.

"Who the hell were you talking to about me, anyway, mom-- ... Oh, her? Who's this bitch, eh? Another floozy you picked up for your tentacle-rape-chain party?"

Zita nodded, actually extremely happy for what Tyrande said, but didn't show much of it. She only smiled and nodded more.

"Oh yes, that is TOTALLY fine with me, you just go on an--"

That's when Zita heard the voice of her daughter... Chita. The shrill cry was enough for Zita to grind her teeth. Why must her daughter be such a bitch?

"SHUT UP, CHITA!! WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU RESPECT YOUR GODDAMN MOTHER!? GET BACK IN THE HOUSE!!"

The gravity intensified around Zita the angrier she got, but when Chita asked her that question, Zita was obliged to answer. With a sigh, she said

"... Chita, my beloved, but bitchy daughter, this is Tyrande, my new apprentice. Tyrance, my smextastic apprentice... My bitchy daughter, Chita."

_-Tyrande's head turned towards the kid... this must be Chita, acted just like Zita would probably act. Unfortunately the time to make good impressions was over beacuse this chick was jumping out of her body, she started to get sassy and snappy real quick.-_

"Hold on bitch... Walk your lil' reject witch ass back where the fuck you came from. Or get fucked up, I'm tired. Not in the mood for kids who have herpes so bad the have cold sores that look like blades coming out of their assholes."

_-She then realized that Zita introduced the both of them, she kinda disregarded it but turned to her and smiled... in efforts to not get reprimanded or something. She was pissed-_

Chita's stiffened, standing on end at the remarks from Tyrande. Chita wasn't one to take any words of any kind from anyone... Whether they be good words or bad.

"You're lucky that I don't wanna make my old hag's student look stupid in front of her, or else I'd thoroughly kick your large, scrumptious ass all across our yard!!"

Chita grit her teeth and began to grind them just like Zita did, only with her chain-tail rattling around and making an annoying noise at the same time.

"MA, you'd better CHECK HER before I HAVE TO."

Zita sighed. Chita was causing trouble YET AGAIN, trying to get in a fight with someone for no real reason and being a bitchy asshole all over the world... Even Zita wasn't this bad when she was the tender age of 333... Where could Chita have gotten this assholey behavior from? ... ... ...

... Probably Valerio.

Anyway, Zita shook her head, then looked back at Tyrande "... You'll have to excuse my daughter. She has a very rare disease called bitchy-itis. You might not want to get too close. You may catch some of that, too." Zita folded her arms and tried to figure out how to get Chita back in the house without a fight...

_-Tyrande scoffed, she appeared in front of the girls face returning the equally bitchy look she was going to provoke her and hopefully send her back in the castle by some means.-_

"Let's hope your bark is as big as your bite little bitch..."

Well. That was surely enough for Chita. She wouldn't back down from confrontation.

"You wanna see some BARK? I'll show you some bark... CHINK!!!"

There was a loud roar, but it faintly sounded like that of a dog... From the inside of the castle came the family dog/Chain Chomp that was souped up by Khrona... Chink. Technically, Chink belonged to only Zita, but because of Chita's Mario Magic, she could summon him up at any given time.

She jumped on top of the Chain Chomp's head, scowling at Tyrande with a condescending face, saying "Sic em, boy!" and he surely would rush at her at an incredible speed, biting furiously.

Zita was shocked.

"!?!??!??!!!!"

She created a spike made of gravity to stab into Chink's chain.. Though technically, it wasn't necessary, since Khrona gave Zita the ability to merge her DNA with the Chain Chomp, since its DNA was rather malleable as it was... So she could have just grabbed it and sucked it in.

"Girl, you are NOT gonna use MY own CUSTOMIZED Chain Chomp to fight Tyrande! Hell, I don't care if you two fight... You'd just better leave my Chink out of this. Go use your Chain Chomps that AREN'T customized... Shit... Come here, Chink..."

Zita snapped her fingers and the Chain Chomp stopped its assault, now running toward her. Zita released the gravity spike and started to pet Chink. "Awww, who's my good boy~?"

Chita fell off of Chink, but landed don her feet. She sneered at Tyrande, a Bob-omb appearing in her hand "Fine. I can't use mom's super pimped out Chain Chomp... But I've got other things to work with! Bob-omb Barrage!"

Chita began to violently fling out a multitude of Bob-ombs at Tyrande, each of which would explode upon impact with anything they touched.

_-The Void Rune appeared on the floor surrounding Chita and Tyrande, this allowed her to teleport and manipulate space and time to a certain degree. Naturally, anything standing on it would transport to where the exit rune was place, and this place was inside the castle, that is where the bombombs and chita would do.-_

Chita and her bob-ombs wouldn't be affected by such a thing... But this was only because of the special power embedded within her cuffs... These cuffs were made out of both Sealing Force and The VOID itself. That was thanks to Valerio and Zita. Thus, she wasn't affected by that sort of stuff. The manipulation of space and time.. Though she couldn't manipulate them herself yet... Not until she unlocked.. Rita.

Whatever. Anyway, Chita ran up to Tyrande with her bladed chain tail lashed out in front of her, trying to stab at Tyrande.

_-Though I'm pretty sure the Void, magic or not doesn't render the user unable to be teleported somewhere especially when dealing with a magical force more powerful that the user at this point. But no need to get into the logistics of anything at this point. Tyrande sidestepped and released a pulse of energy from the Void Rune. Chita would figure out what that did soon enough.-_

(... Oh crap, you are a higher level. I didn't notice. Apologies. I thought you were still a genin. And yes, the cuffs nullify teleportation of Chita to other places by outside forces...)

Seeing Tyrande sidestep the attack, Chita immediately disappeared without a trace. Her image was flickering all about the area now, being very transparent. The chains would fly at Tyrande once more, trying to impale her once again.

_-Now here comes the more magicy part of the void rune, when the pulse of the rune is felt by the foe there next action becomes Voided as long as they are in range of the rune as such Chita's splitting into many afterimages would be Voided and she would be in front of Tyrande. Tyrande, knowing that this would happen grabbed Chita as soon as she appeared after her action was voided with the fire rune and set her body abalze.-_

Even if the Void Rune kept Chita from splitting, it would have to be Chita in the first place, right? What those ghastly after-images became were Boos the moment Chita disappeared. The Boos kept her concealed inside of one of them, whilst the others just transformed into her, and when one was forced in front of Tyrande and she grabbed it, it would laugh, being set ablaze, and promptly lick her ferociously before going poof.

The Boo harboring her released her, and the rest of the Boos went poof as well. Now Chita had a large gun in her hand, it seemed... It was a gun that had very angry eyes on it. This was the Bullet Bill Gun. Chita could shoot shots of Bullet Bills just as rapidly as a real gun and without the reloading. She fired off consecutive shots at Tyrande, the Bullet Bills locking on to her once they were shot.

"Awww, you've got some old school magic, huh...? With runes 'n shit? Hahahahaha. That's the kind of stuff they had back in the old hag's day. Heh heh heh."

((Im assuming that since Chita was standing on it talking shit, thats all that's required. And from that point the next action that the opponent does on the rune gets voided. So Chita should have moved but instead she decided to stab Tyrande with her tail that was her fault))

(Eh? So whatchoo tryn'a say?)

((Chita lies on the ground unable to move...))