Santa Vsists Ken Minamino

-Santa let himself into the observatory, how? He's fucking Santa... he can warp any place where there is christmas cheer. And he knew that Kham and Ken loved christmas and wanted to blow some trees with one of his favorite people. So he walked to Ken's house, every step spreading cheer and happiness to the observatory-

*It just so happens, that Ken and Kham were already blowing. ANd Ken had created some bomb shit. He had fused the natural herbs of thousands of planets and fused some of the PC, courtesy of kham, into the blunt. This caused the smoke the blew out to be a staticy crimson. He called it "Crimson Devestation."*

"Holy, fucking shit.."

*Ken said as he was laying on the ground and turned his head to see santa. He looked at him and then he looked at the blunt...he thought he was tripping."

"Hello Ken... How have you been this year?"

-Santa said as he let himself in to see his two favorite potheads elevating their lifestyles. Every word santa spoke spread jolly glee throughout the place for this was Santas power. Santa sat down and patted Ken on the back smiling softly.-

"You have been a good boy havent you?"

"Duuuuuude.."

*Was the only thing Ken and Kham said. When he touched Ken, he felt an instant jolt of holiday cheer and merry merry happiness befall his soul. It was a greater feeling than being high.*

"Yesir, Mr. Santa Sir.."

*Kham and Ken spoke at the same time,, in complete synch. Maybe it was the weed, but it was weird.*

"That's great... It brings cheer to my soul to see you two here. How have things been while I was away?"

-Santa said as he took out his custom joint rolling papers called 'Christmas Cheer' and commenced to pack his own dro, which was white in color it glowed with an intensity as he compressed it into the joint.-

"Things have been better Mr. Clause. This Soul Reaper threat is worse that we anticipated.."

*They said together as they took another hit of their blunts. It was a great hit indeed, as the staticing crimson energies, flowed from the blunts throughout their entire beings. hey exhaled the crimson smokey energies.*

"Ah yes... People downplay the level of power this whole thing can cause. I would step in but unfortunately I can only come out once a year and am too busy delivering presents to stop anything on this magnitude. Tis my curse as Santa."

-Santa said as he took a hint, it seemed that that when the flamed hit the weed the sound of jingle bells flooded the room. He passed it to Ken-

*Ken took the blunt from the jolliest person in the cosmos, but kham dwindled his fingers. This caused the blunt to appear in his hand instead of Kens. Kham took a hit and his eyes glew white with the cheer of christmas, as his Cosmic Power exploded from his body and circulated throughout the observatory.. This made a beautiful display that would make any who saw it have eye gasims. Ken included. Kham's power returned to himself as he simply laid back down..

Ken snatched it from Kham who was pratically laid out, save his hand that was extended out toward Ken, and took a hit himself. This caused beautiful trees to grow allllll about the observatory and from his body himself. His sage chakra shot out of his mouth and eyes like fireworks, causing kham to experience an eye gasim of his own. Ken returned to his usual form and passed out himself..*

"duuuude.."

*Was all they said..*

-Santa laughed as he recieved his own magical herb from Ken and took another puff, such potency can only be handled by St.Nick-

"Hoh Hoh... It seems that you two aren't nearly as conditioned as St.Nick mm?"