Santa Visits Khrona

-Santa loved Khrona too, and wanted to see if he was being a good little boy. Santa knew that Khrona has been through a lot in his past and wanted to make sure that his favorite Kage was doing okay personally. So he waited out front politely with his arms crossed and the epic glare across his face.-

"Damn Santa, you surely are epic."

Khrona's door swung open with epicness that paled in comparison to that of Santa. Khrona did not even try to match such epictude that Santa constantly produced from the very fiber of his existence.

"Please, make yourself at home, SANTA!!!"

Even though unnecessary screaming is always epic, it still is not as epic as... Santa.

"Ah, Khrona... Thank you very much."

-Said Santa as he let himself in, he pulled out his candy cane sword the 'Chrsitmas Cleaver' and his soul partner Rudolph manifested himself in his Reindeer form with his nose a glow santas christmas cheer wavelength embraced and calmed khronas insanity, hopefully-

"But I came to speak about business..."

By the ALMIGHTY MIRACLE OF CHRISTMAS, Khrona was calmed, if only for the moment. At the very utterance of the word 'Business,' Khrona was flung into his seat into a 'Gendou Ikari' sort of position; Serious face and hands interlocked and everything.

"Yes, Santa? What is this... Business you speak of?"

Khrona kept his full attention on Santa... The Christmas Cheer and Christmas Tension were heavy...

"... Could it be... About the EPIC GRINCH!?"

"Yes... the Grinch, unfortunately due to me being Santa I can only leave the North Pole for one day and go about as I please but this year the Grinch plans to plague the world in depression and hatred. I would like you to rally your best forces to defeat him for me!!!"


-Santa said as he slammed his hand on the desk, Rudolph flexing about behind him epicly-

"That..."

Khrona started, almost overwhelmed by the epic...

"... Is one MANLY reindeer! WHICH IS ALSO EPIC!"

Khrona heeded the words of EPIC Santa in a very EPIC fashion, the words being portrayed by sound waves which would enter Khrona's ears and pass through his entire body with some sort of... music that is too epic to be heard by non-epic ears playing, the words surging through his wavelength before finally into his mind. Khrona's eyes began to gleam with Christmassy... GOODNESS.

"YES! I shall fight off the EPIC Grinch and his depression, Santa! But... How can I do this when I so very much pale in the shadow of your pure... EPICOLOGY?!"

Clearly, Khrona is just making up words to insert the word Epic into, but hell, it works.

"Oh, the Grinch is not as epic as I but you should send some of your ninja on a mission to reap the grinch and collect his soul! He is a wizard by nature and therefore should prove useful to anyone who gets it. And of course they can have whatever epic souls they may find along the way!"

Khrona pounded his fist on the table, somehow ALMOST.... reaching the epicosity of Santa in that very pound.

"YES! It is INGENIOUS, SANTA! There shall be a mission for those to reap the Grinch and have his delicious, magicy soul! It must be just as good as any Witch's, since it has such a high amount of MAGIC in it!"

Khrona pointed his finger to the ceiling, almost forming some sort of drill-like formation with it, the light in the room somehow shining in an intense fashion over his finger.

"By this day, I hereby decree that there shalt be a MISSION TO REAP THE GRINCH! STEAL CHRISTMAS AND WE STEAL YOUR SOUL!!"

"Yes... Khrona.... YES!"

-Santa pointed to the skies blowing the roof off the house with sheer epicness! Rudolph continued to flex in the background with his muscles causing more epic glee to spread throughout the place!-

"But be warned..."

-Santa sat back down.-

"This would be a four man mission, for the monsters the grinch has at his disposal are the most powerful worth plenty of souls! But I am sure your forces can handle this."

"GODDAAAAAAAAAMN!"

The force of Santa AS WELL AS Rudolph doing actions of the highest epictuity caused Khrona to be inadvertently launched back into a wall, the walls transforming themselves into more Christmassy looking things decorated with all sorts of ornaments and... DECOR!!

"S...Santa!! It is definitely a mission that of the A ranking, am I right?! I shall inform them and have 4 very special people of any rank joining! DO NOT WORRY, SANTA, I KNOW WHAT I AM DOIIIIIING!"

Khrona found the GODLY STRENGTH to increase his own epicalifragilisticepicaladocious by OVER 9,000 and 1 to INFINITY AND BEYOND, thus causing him to, for that one split second, but just near enough to Santa's epic...epic.... .... ... epicy stuff to break free and somehow sit back down at his desk. He was DAMN tired.

"*pants* Alright, Santa... It shall be done..."

Khrona adjusted himself and looking up to Santa, not able to look him in the face at the risk of Khrona's own head exploding, then imploding, then subsequently exploding once more at the very sight of his mighty epic stare.

"... Now, Santa, Khrona has been as good a person as he could this year... I tried, I truly have... Have you seen!? Have you seen how good I've tried to be, Santa?"

-Santa nodded pleasingly at the display of epicensity.. he was so pleased that a lone twinkle, just one... was seen in his eye. Just one. He continued to speak after rudolph stopped flexing.-

"Of course you have Khrona! You are Santas most epicly favorite. What is it you would like for christmas Khrona?"

With that single twinkle in the eye of Santa, Khrona started to gleam with energy, his entire body exploding, instantly being forced into 50,000 alternate, less epic dimensions and realities than this one against his will. Through all of these, Khrona did not view anything as epic as Santa, therefore, the realities became nonexistent in Khrona's eyes. He was screamed for 400,000 years straight, pondering what the hell just happened to him.

In a flash that was only one second in time in Vescrutia, Khrona was back in his seat, seemingly unable to comprehend what just happened to him.

"S... Santa... Khrona wishes... for...The Ultimate Container, please. I have seen the future and I need it to harness just one... one thing."

-Santa rose and walked out of the room, the container was on Khronas desk, it had the ability to contain anything... but only one thing. And as soon as Khrona touched it whatever he envisioned the container to contain, it would contain it. So, if he wished for it to contain cookies then it only could contain cookies, ect. With that Santa was gone, his time on Vescrutia was short-

(... It's funny how that's EXACTLY what I wanted it to do, almost word for word... You know me well, Santa...)

Khrona picked up the container, opening it to examine it on the inside.

"Hm... No exits... And seems as though it is unable to be broken out of from the inside... only the outside. That is exactly what I need it for... To contain... That which I have envisioned..."

Khrona grabbed his chest slowly, closing his eyes. He knew the time was coming soon... But for the moment, he would be biding his time.

"... Guess I'd better have Shinigami put up that mission..."

Khrona tucked away his Ultimate Container and was thereby off.