Zakuzu's Injuries

*I walk in and wait for someone to come*

i run over to zakuzu. "what happened?"

*I come around to see a patient, and see Zakuzu, and Luxe standing there*

Whats up Zakuzu, and Luxe?

"i'm not sure" *i shrug*

Oh I got some injuries...

Oh, from what?

....*I take a piece of paper and a pen. I write something down on the paper with my mouth. It said, "This guy, he's Unknown, I call him Yankee-Doodles, he put an orb around my throat, and then he broke my fingers...and hands, by snapping them....". That was all it said*

((Note I turned his throat into a vacuum cleaner bag XD))

((Can you change it?))

((MEH! no...I was going to turn it into an acordian so, dub yourself lucky that I forgotten that word when I was replying xD deal witht eh paper bad throat))

Well, Zakuzu, you must have done something to deserve it....

*I examine him, then grabbing him, teleport to a ward, and placing him on the bed, do a number of hand signs, make the fingers heal, the bones and joints poping back into place. After finishing, I stop and look up*

Um...Im going to have to remove the bag from your throat, and then recreate the voical cords and what not that the bag has been changed from. Im glad it missed your jugular, otherwise you would be dead.....

*I nod*

Alright....

*I teleport us to the room with the Heptagon (seven pointed diagram) on the floor, and place Zakuzu in the middle, as I sit on a point, and make a healing aura around Zakuzu. I then make a clone that walks up to the healing aura, with a chakra scalpel active, and slices Zakuzu's throat wide open, avoiding anything that would kill him, and in one movement grab the bag, and pull it out, right before the wound heals right up again. the clone disappears, and I start to work on some new vocal cords*

better?

Much....*I say as I nod*

Good...

*I finish up by connecting the last strains of your vocal cords, the healing aura ends, and I stand up*

Your good to go....

THANKS! *I leave and come back* ooow....Rozalyn threw a fork in my pelvic area....

Huh!? Now what did you do?

I yelled out to some crazy lunatic lady stealing the food. But Rozalyn thought I was talking about her, cuz she thought she was the only female there. I was only talking about that Reika girl who's kinda loco in the head. You should've seen her stuffing that food. Owwwww......

Uhhhhhh........*facepalm* You know, you should be a bit more careful....

*I grab Zakuzu, place him on the Heptagram, and heal the wound shut, making sure to make the fork was dislodged by the healing process properly*

There you go, and try not to get any more injuries....otherwise your going to be a walking bandge.....

*I laugh* Hehe, nice joke. Can I sleep here? Lalalaal

Fine by me, but dont be surprised if someone comes in, and drops a person in the room with a few limbs missing or something....

*I would walk away toward my office*

Ehh.....ALRIGHT!!! *I would sleep on the bed*

* I begin to have two dreams. One about Monkeys and another about Luxe*

*I start to call out fro Kama* Kama-Sensei! How much do I have to pay!?!?

*A voice is heard somewhere by my office*

Healing is free....but I still get paid by the villages....so nothing....