Zen's Autobiography... Revised, Of Course.

Zenjiro Gouhara. That's me name alright. I grew up off planet, mostly fixing mechs and that sort of stuff. Pay was decent and all, once I was old enough, so I could deal with Mum and Dad bein' away alot. Ya know, with the military. No biggie. I sorta enrolled in cadets, and then tha army too, ta try and be like me old man. I kind of got sick of it though. It was bloody hell tryin' ta get away from that lot, I tellz ya.
But, I did manage it, 'r else I wouldn't be here now, now would I? But yeah. I'm not tryin' ta hide 'r nothing. Just... Don't want me old mates to catch up with meh. Now THA would be a tad of an awkward conversation, now wouldn't it? The whole abandonment of tha army an' all. Eesh.
So. Yeah. Just want a new start on a new planet. I'm still human, ya know.