Could you help me release Bloody Mary?

Misery inspected the sword before anything else, looking at its soul first and foremost.

Misery: ... Tch, if this is a Soul Weapon, then she SHOULD be able to change between human and weapon form at will and without having to be 'released' or whatever. If she can't change of her own free will, then there's something else. A seal, a curse... Hell if I know. I don't work with seals or work with taking curses off of people. I only work with putting them ON people, you know.

Despair: ...Many apologies if Misery is a little rough around the edges... she doesn't mean any harm...

Misery: Um, no, yes I do. I mean to kill these bastards if they ever try to ride deep up in this office again.

Despair: ... The more the merrier...

Misery: NOTHING is ever 'merry' with you. You're always depressed, remember?

Despair: ... Happily depressed.

Misery sighed heavily at Despair's cheerfully gloomy voice... She knew that Despair was always depressed, but always happy and kind at the same time and it was just so... Bleh. But oh well. Back to the problem at hand...

Misery: If it's a seal, the Witch of the Sealing Eye, Zita can break any seal for you. If it's a curse, I can't help you at this moment. If it's anything else... Maybe. If you don't make me wanna destroy you...

Despair nodded politely "We'd be dreadfully happy to help one who owns a Soul Weapon... Is there anything you know of that stops her from changing...?"

Vessel thought about it. Mary was always talking about if she could get her body back and all that. Maybe that was the problem. He didn't imagine her as a human.

[Mary has ever put a seal on you or something about what they said?] {No.....}

"So if I could imagine her, then she'l break free?"

Misery shook her head.

Misery: No, fool! If SHE tries to make herself human, she SHOULD. I've never heard of a weapon that couldn't! Shit, why the hell would ANYONE want to stay in weapon form for such an extended amount of time? How the hell would you eat? How come you don't remember what it's like to have a body? Weapons are just humans who can change into weapons, you know.

Despair: ... She is correct... You should be able to transform on your own... Is there something mentally that is blocking you...? Fear of transforming...? Uncertainty..? It must be psychological or subconscious... Though, I, myself have not heard of a weapon who couldn't transform because of subconscious means either... My, my... You'll be one of the cases we'd be hard at work on...

Vessel racked his brains. The only reason he ended up with Mary was because she was a family sword. No one ever told him what she really was. Then again, he didn't want Mary to change because of all those threat she made about kicking his ass. Maybe it was fear holding her back.

"Alright, maybe it's because of me. So do I just, I don't know, tell her to change? Ask her to change?"

Misery shook her head, sighing heavily. "Shit, I dunno. It all depends on what the hell is wrong with her. If it's a seal that requires her to transform via voice activation, then hell, it'll be up to you. Though that'd be a reaaaally sad life for a weapon, if you ask me." She started to snicker a bit.

Despair: ... How do you resonate with her?

"Well, I usually say her full name "Bloody Mary" to awaken her."

Vessel tought about what tthe living weapons said about voice activation. He always said her full name. What if he just said her one of her name. Taking the sword slowy from her hands, he just said one word,

"Mary, if you want, can you please get back to your regualr form? It's Artery Emoto..."


He didn't know why he added the last part. He just fet he had too. Anyway he waited to see if anything happened......

Naturally, Misery and Despair didn't exactly know what was going on. Misery hated these types of 'special case' weapons... She just wanted people to leave her alone. Despair was curious to see what would happen at this point, in actuality. They waited..

*sigh* {Finally, all you had to do was ask....}

The sword vibrated, glowing red, dark red, black again when suddenly the sword exploded. There was a red mist hardly being about to be seen throught. As it cleared a red-haired figure could be standing in the middle





"Its about damn time. Having me in that stupid sword, and you don't even know how to use me!"

Mary walked up to Artery and punched him hard in the chest and slammed her knee in his nut.

"AAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!! WHHHYYY!!!! OOOWWWWWIIIIEEE"

Vessel doubled over in pain, screaming at the top of his lungs. Meanwhile Mary spoke to Misery and Despair.

"Hello. My name is Mary, living weapon for the Emoto clan. It's a honor to meet the weapons of the Koukonkage himself"

Meanwhile, Vessel could be heard, still moaning about his pain.....

Misery immediately started to laugh, her mood instantly lightened because of this Bloody Mary.

Misery: HAHAHAHA. Shit, I like you. You're cool as hell, Mary. I don't take too kindly to your little bitch of a meister, but you're cool in my book any day! I'm Misery des Gloomi!

Despair: ... Oh, how morbidly wonderful it is that you have acquired a body...! I am Despair a la Discord. I hope there is no special means for you to transform back into a weapon, like there is to change you into your normal form...

"Thank you so much. I should've have to be in that damn pitiful weapon form anytime soon. I gotta train that bitchy goody-too-shoes to my liking."

Mary looked at Vessel who was still in pain. She shook her head. Of all the people she could've be a weapon for, she ended up with this poor excused- ninja.

"Reason I've been like this for years is because I'm a soul weapon for the Emoto clan passed down. If my former meister feels the need to pass me down, I'm seal. Only way I can be released is from a true Emoto speaking his/her full name"

Vessel crawled on his feet. His nuts still hurt, but at least he was able to stand upright.

"Ow. Why? What did I ever do to you?

"I told you I was gonna kick your ass. Which, by the way, I'm still not finished whopping ya ass."

Vessel was on the verge of running. But he had nowhere to go, and he could barely stand, let alone run.....

Misery: Oh, that makes sense. Yeah, that's not uncommon in Soul Weapons that are in clans rather than weapons like us. That's why you don't work like normal ones.

Despair: ... Clan pact...

Misery: ... Heh. Heheh.

Misery was all for looking at all of the bloodshed that was about to ensue, but... She felt something. Something powerful. Some sort of mixture of psychic power and soul wavelength.. She felt her cells begin to chill as well, and she knew DAMN well there was only ONE person who could tamper with people's cells and genetic structure THAT well...

Misery: ... Holy... Shit... He's back!!

Despair: .. Oh, what wretchedly heartwarming news...! He's done with his training...

Misery and Despair looked at each other smiling before looking to Mary and Vessel.

Misery: Look, uh, Mary, as much as I like ya and everything... I kinda want you to take your sorry pile of crap and get the hell out. Our meister is back. You know... Lord Kage of the Dusk?

Despair: ... Oh, how we've missed him...

Misery: You understand, right?

"Yes of course, I understand"

Vessel looked around for Khrona, but Mary punched him in the stomach. Vessel doubled over in pain. It hasn't even been five minutes and he already regret MAry having a body

[color=red]"Stop being disrespectful and come on."

Mary pushed her hair out the way, picked up Vessel, and walked out with him on her shoulder. Vessel could still be heard mumbling about being in pain......

As they left, Misery and Despair waved at them then immediately closed the door. They both swiftly turned to the window and ran to it, opening it up and looking out at it.

Misery: Aaaah, shit... there he is! The Black Dragon, himself!

Despair: ... The Master of Wavelength...

Misery: The Reaper's Insanity!

Despair: Lord Kage of the Dusk!

Misery: The Hack!

Despair: The Freak!

Misery: ... Wait... What?

Despair: ... What? That's what people call him...

Misery: True.

Without a doubt, there was a speck coming in from the distance, gliding on enormous, dragonic wings directly at the office. "IT'S KHRONA!" the two of them shouted simultaneously as he burst through the wall. He seemed to have a sort of seriousness to his face.

"Come."

That very moment, he grabbed the two of them by their hands and flapped his wings lightly, causing the entire building to fall to pieces... As usual. He didn't even have time to explain where he was going.